Someone please open a ‘cat cafe’ near my office like the ones they have in Japan. Visitors get to order coffee, tea and pastries and hang out with cats. Heaven.
- Brock: Y'know, I kinda though your partner'd be playing tonight.
- Sam: Max used to be a tournament regular. But he's got what the psychologists call "Crippling Impulse Control Issues."
- Brock: Couldn't keep a lid on his gambling?
- Sam: Not in the slightest, but that didn't matter, 'cause he kept winning.
- Brock: Well then what's the problem?
- Sam: The Inventory banned him because, well...
- GLaDOS: Max kept eating the poker chips.
- Max: *Coughs up poker chip* There you are!
did someone say courage/off?
⇒ 9 Favorite Pictures of Summer Wars - OZ infrastructure (GIF Version)
OZ, you beautiful network you. Saikyo social network.
I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,
I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.
This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.
So i put it to you Chris.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.
In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.
My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.
The choice is your Chris…
Stay locked out.
or drink it all.HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???
excellent.
(Source: doctorbatcakes)
How to Talk to Girls at Parties (eBook Original): Neil Gaiman: Amazon.com: Kindle StoreIt’s free, and comes along with an OCEAN AT THE END OF THE LANE preview of the first 3 chapters. It’s up on Amazon now and you can download it to your Kindle or to Kindle software on your computer, phone, tablet etc.
Feel very free to spread this one around.
In the UK, that’s http://www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/B00C2UUJX4?tag=adapas-21 instead.
so about yahoo buying tumblr…..
